Devar Bhabhi Nonveg Jokes
Mera Naam Shailesh hai, baat uss samay ki hai jab main 19 saal kaa tha. Mere padosh me ek ladke ki shadi huee thi uska naam tha Nitesh. Nitesh ka height and weight jyada nahi tha lekin uski wife bilkul usse alag thi, mast figure, chooch aise lagta tha jaise mano blouse ko faadkar baahar nikal jayega. lambi chaudi, mast figure. Devar Bhabhi Nonveg Jokes
Nitesh un dino Delhi me naukri karta tha shaadi ke kuchh din baad hi wo Delhi chala gaya. Nitesh ke Ghar me sirf uski budhi maa aur uski hot patni akele rahti thi. Ham Nitesh ke ghar aksar jaaya karte the aur aur ghanto uski wife se baat karte the par mere man me kabhi bhi koee khyaal nahi aa raha tha bas main bhabhi bolta tha aur gupshup ka hi aanand leta tha.
Ek din main college se aaya aur thode hi der me Nitesh ke ghar chala gaya waha jane ke baad pata chala ki Nitesh ke maa apne mayke gayee huee hai but hame koee fark nahi pada. main waise hi baat cheet kar ke wapas aa raha tha lekin Nitesh ki wife ek dum darwaje ke chukhat pe hi baithi huee thi.
Jaise hi main kamre se bahar nikalne laga, bhabhi ne mera ludn chhoo liya aur husne lagi, maine bola ye galat baat hai, jaise maine ye bola ye galat baat hai wo uth kar khadi ho gayee aur kahne lagi “kya galat” hu “kya galat” aur wo to wo mere lund ko pakad li aur jor jor se husne lagi.
Ise Bhi Padhe – Bahan Ko Chudne Ki Badi Pyas Lagi
Main to kuchh der ke liye to saham gaya uske baad to kyaa batau doston jb wo mera land pakdi huee thi wo thoda jhuki huee thi, uska saadi uske kandhe se gira hua tha. uske blouj se uske mast chooch gol gol dikh raha tha, mere to hosho hawaash khota chala gaya.
Main jhatak ke unse alag ho gaya aur unko peechhe se kas ke pakad liya wo bhagne ki koshish karne lagi aur kahne lagi huste huste aisa mat karo aisa mat karo, main dar se chhod diya kyon ki aaj tak maine kisi ko bhi touch nahi kiya tha aur aaj ek dum se chooch dabane ka hi mauka mil gaya tha.
Jaise hi maine unko chhoda unhone kaha chhodne kisne kaha aur bhagne lagi, maine jhat se daudkar unko pakad liya aur peeche se unke chooch ko dabane laga aur kandhe ko peeche se bhi gaal ko chumne laga.
Ab to mere land satwe aasman pe tha mere rom rom sihar raha tha main pagal huye jaa raha tha. itne me main kaha “isse kuchh nahi hoga kya aap hame dogi chodne ke liye” unhone turant hi jawaw diya haa. Aur hum dono ne raat ki chudaee ko fix kar liya.
Main to raat hone ka intzaar karne laga main jaldi hi khana kha ke apne bed pe chala gaya aur wait karne laga ki sab log so jaye. jab raat ko kareeb 10 baje honge mere gaaon me iss time tak sare log so jaate hai. main dheere se utha aur chaor taraf dekha koee hai to nahi.
Phir main unke ghar ke tarf gaya unka ghar mere ghar ke samne hi thaa, dekhi unka darwaja band tha main phir khidki se jhank ke dekha to ek dhimi dhimi light kia deepak jal raha tha aur wo charpaaee pe soyee huee tha. “Devar Bhabhi Nonveg Jokes”
Ise Bhi Padhe – Bhai Ne Bahan Ki Pyas Bujha Di
Main 3-4 pathar ke chhote chhote tukde uthaye aur khidki se unke upar phekne laga akhri pathar se wo ek dum se jag gayee aur mujhe dekhi. Phir wo uth kar dheere se darwaja kholi to dekha ki unke aangan me padosh ki ek Chachi soee huee thi.
Maine puchha ye kaun hai to unhone dheere se boli ki bagal me ye buddhi rahti hai maa jee ne inhe yaha sone ke liya kaha, phir main chupke se dabe paon unke karme me chala gaya. Kamre me jaate hi wo darwaja band kar di aur mujhe chumne lagi aur kas ke pakad li.
Unka saadi unke kandhe se gir chuka tha aur hame chume jaa rahi tha aur main bhi paglo ki tarah kabhi idhar kabhi udhar choom raha tha aur unko baho me daba raha tha. Phir wo apna blouse kaa hook khol di maine peeche se unka bra khol diya, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa batauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. “Devar Bhabhi Nonveg Jokes”
Dost pahli baar kisi chooch ko dekha thaaaa. pagal ho raha tha Saans teji se badh raha tha maine unke chooch ke pakad pe chatne laga wo to paagal hone lagi. Ohhhhhh Aaaaaah Ohhhhhhhh Aahhhhhhhh, kyaaaa kar rahe ho paaaaaagal kar doge kyaaaaaaa, mar jaungiiiiiiiiiiiii, uffffffffffffffffffffff, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Phir wo jamin pe hi late gayee kyon ki charpaaee pe dar thaa ki kahi wo awaaz naa karne lage aur bahar bali chachi jag jaye. wo jameen pe late gayee aur main uspe hotho ko to kabhi chooch ko kabhi pet ko chumne laga. wo bus uuuuuuuuuuuuuh aaaaaaaah kare rahi thi mai to mano jannat me thaa.
Phir maine unka red colour ka panty pahni huee thi wo maine khol diya kyaa shape thaa yaar, poora badan aise lag raha thaa mano sang mar mar ka ho. phir kyaa tha maine bhi apna lund nikal kar ghusane ke koshish karne laga par pata nahi chal raha thaa kidhar jayega kyun ki aaj tak maine boor (choot) nahi dekha. “Devar Bhabhi Nonveg Jokes”
Ise Bhi Padhe – Aunty Ne Mere Lund Ko Hathiyar Banaya
Phir wo mere lund ko khud hi pakad pe apne chut ke paas le gayee aur maine ek dhakka diya aur lund mera poora unke choot me chala gaya, uske choot ki garmi main aaj bhi mahsoosh karta hu poora garam tha aur geela tha bas kyaa main under bahar jor jor se aur wo bhi apne kamar ko utha utha ke dhakkaa de rahi thai main khoob choda unko aur karib 45 minute tak karne ke baad dono khalaash ho gaye.
Thode der tak to hum dono aise hi ek dusre ko pakad ke pade rahe phir uthkar dono ne kapde pahne, unka last word yahi thaa aaj yahi so jao lekin ye possible nahi thaa main waha se waapas aa gaya. phir uske baad main job ke liye Delhi aa gaya aur bas ab to yaad hi hai jab bhi jaata hu to ab naa to wo mere samne aati nahi naa main kuchh bol paata hu. Bas khwaab me me mooth kaar leta hu uss din ko yaad karke.